HOLD MY BEER — Readers' Awards: Send Us Your Survivor Story

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🍺🏆 THE HOLD MY BEER AWARD is OPEN! THE DAILY IMPOSSIBLE — the one-story newspaper of real bizarre news — is collecting reader survivor stories for its HOLD MY BEER readers' awards. Did you (or your friend) do something legendary, outrageous and flat-out unbelievable… and LIVE to tell it? We want the story. Survivors only, past tense only — the desk accepts history, not applications. The best entries print in the paper with full honors: Honorable Mention, Certified Survivor, and Hold My Beer of the Week, chosen by reader vote. Every entry needs a picture — and if you don't have one, the paper will make one up for you. Send your story here: https://muse.ai/s/hold-my-beer-readers-awards-sheet-gxa68xvxbwn8aq/Gn0_bB1cqCmFtlZo4Lq0s24FWW_sAoYJcDgd0cVx6KQ or email partners@holyhollopenos.com. Stories and photos are sent in by readers and printed as told. The paper believes every one of them, and can prove none of them. 🌶️ Find all the peppers in one place 👉 https://is.gd/holyhollopenos